Bathtubs and BBQ
My neighbor, Phil, retired yesterday from the
City of Garland after 25 years of service.
I can’t imagine what that is
like.
My neighbor, Phil, retired yesterday from the
City of Garland after 25 years of service.
I can’t imagine what that is
like. I haven’t done anything
besides live for 25+ years straight. I still have a few years to go before I
can say I’ve been a mom for 25 years and I can wait on that
one.Phil is a tinkerer when he’s
not working. He spends most of his
time in his garage, driveway, and backyard with various projects. He has
rebuilt numerous cars and engines, is always customizing his wife’s
current ride, a 280 Z (I’m not sure about the year) with a Corvette engine
that’s been restored to a bright yellow, and there’s always some
house repair/upkeep to keep him
busy.But his projects aren’t
always so mainstream. I’ll never
forget looking out my kitchen window early one Saturday morning to see a
structure much like an oil derrick rising into the air from Phil and
Margie’s backyard. It was a
West Texas windmill. Phil had grown
up somewhere on the western side of Texas and had a hankering for a windmill.
However, in the five and a half years since he erected the structure he has
never attached the windmill blades.
Can’t find the right size blades
he says. He did, however, hang a light from the top of it during the holidays
to illuminate his backyard, and has a couple of blades stuck in the lower
latticework.
I have to admit I was a bit annoyed
that morning by the clatter created by its planting and the permanent change in
view from my kitchen window, but now I can’t imagine looking outside and
not seeing it. There have been other
uniquely Phil projects over the years.
There was the canoe trailer built with
and for his friend Eddie that doubled as a picnic table (pictured below), and
the wagon he built especially for his outings to the flea markets. It was
impressive. He welded two wagons together for extra length and attached wheels
on the front and back that turned a special way so as to shorten the turning
radius.
But hands down my favorite Phil
project because I’ve benefited from it over the years is his smoker.
I had noticed two old bathtubs sitting
in Phil’s driveway and I chuckled when he explained what he was going to
do with them – build a smoker. One would be the lid; the other would be
the body.I’m not sure if anyone
else would have seen a smoker (pictured below) in those two old pieces of iron,
but Phil did. Had I been able to foresee the results I would have kept my
chuckling to myself and offered to help him finish the project
sooner.
Phil’s smoked brisket is divine
and every Christmas since the birth of the smoker I’ve been the recipient
of a succulent smoked turkey. It makes my mouth water to just to write about
it. He makes his own rub and gave me
a jar of it so I could give a try at smoking a brisket on my own. I have yet to
do this and hope I have some rub left when I have time for this experiment as I
take a little taste of it every now and then when the mood strikes. I might
save myself from nibbling it away if I stashed the bottle at the back of the
cabinet somewhere.
Phil (pictured above) is in charge of
smoking all the meat for our yearly neighborhood block party. He stays up all
night to accomplish this task and is exhausted by the end of the evening.
That’s ok because with the help of a couple of beers (and maybe a couple
of extra) no one’s seen a 50-something-year-old man dance quite like that.
I’m sure Phil did some dancing
last night after his official retirement and he’ll be dancing from here on
out. I asked him what he thought this next Monday morning was going to feel
like and he said he wasn’t sure. I think I’m in shock, he said.
I have a good view of Phil’s
driveway from my home office window. I don’t think he’ll break out
into dance without a party, but I will be keeping an eye out for his next
project. With more time on his hands
than he’s ever had I may see blades on that windmill yet.
Posted: Sat
- January 13, 2007 at 11:39 AM